tom cruise appears to be a cannibal...

i haven't seen the article but apparently the latest madness to come from the camp of dwarf cruise is that he is going to eat his own child's placenta; according to gq magazine he says...

"i'm gonna eat the placenta, too. i thought that would be good. very nutritious. i'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."

well fuck me pink, what does this cat have to do to get arrested? this is the same guy who lectured brooke shields about using post-partum antidepressants...seriously, does he think that chowing down on bits of baby is going to keep things cool after that brainwashed idiot holmes pops her cork?...is he going to offer it around to the staff on hand for the birth?

"here, midwifey chick...have a bite of cord, its delicious." beams the toothy operating theton vii